I am not ashamed to admit that I am a two minutes man - Saimester Umoh

 I am not ashamed to admit that I am a two minute man - Saimester Umoh



I am not ashamed to admit that I am a two minutes man - Saimester Umoh


One of Nigerian most popular chef and well known for his popular hashtag #sharwarmaHusband, has taken to social media to write on what he’ll be looking out for in his marriage. 


Read what he wrote ; below.


“One of the biggest things I will be looking out for in marriage is sexual compatibility.


I am not ashamed to admit that I am a two minutes man, yes!!!.

Like how do you expect me to work hard all day and when I come back home; you still want to be counting rounds for me... No na. 

Abi you want to kill me 


There is a reason why big men only want you to play with their nipples, it's not because they are lazy, it's all because of stress. 

They can't be stressing in the office and still be stressing in the bedroom.

For wetin na.


So dear wife, please perfect your nipple touching skills, because me like this, once indomine don done.

Me sef don done.

Bedroom was meant for sleeping, not assassination.”


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